I’m so angry.
I should be sleeping because I have school tomorrow.
But I’m not sleeping because I’m so awake.
I’m gonna have to consume like eight batteries or something because you and I both know that I’m going to want to pass out tomorrow.

  • me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
  • me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours

officialunitedstates:

Palm trees don’t even have hands

officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

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(Source: maliciousmelons)

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